Privacy Policy

On May 29, 2005 a laptop was stolen with the personal information of 20,000 Medical patients.
In early 2005, personal information for over 650,000 customers was stolen from Bank of America, Wachovia Corp., Commerce Bancorp Inc. and PNC Bank NA.
Information on over 400,000 individuals was stolen from data brokers ChoicePoint Inc. and LexisNexis.

And you're actually concerned enough about our privacy policy to look at this page?

Now that's funny!

Seriously, we don't want to know anything about you. If you're stupid enough to send us any information, we have no idea where it might end up, and make absolutely no promises as to what we'll do with it. Most likely we'll lose it. Or maybe put it in a box where it will gather dust for a few years.

The one exception is Email. If you send us an Email address we won't sell it or share it. We hate spam even more than we hate long legalistic policy statements that don't do any good anyway.