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Archives - Science and Technology From today's high tech solutions to tommorow's high tech disasters. We know how the world really works.
Microsoft Sued for Hot XBoxes December 5, 2005 - Overheating said to be work of Satan as hell freezes over.
Sony Executive to Ship with Each CD November 22, 2005 - Provides the ultimate in digital rights management.
Marijuana May Cure Cancer October 20, 2005 - Lower cancer risk than tobacco, plus numerous benefits, assures it will never be legal.
Bush Turns to Energy Hog to Solve U.S. Energy Problems October 12, 2005 - Strategy will quickly eliminate U.S. dependency on foreign oil.
Sony Creates First TV Watchable by both Men and Women October 1, 2005 - Gender neutral TV reflects unique combination of technological prowess and stupid marketing.
Nintendo Revolutionizes Gaming with "Total Reality" Controllers September 17, 2005 - From swords to Uzis, gamers will finally really be in the action.
New Orleans Residents Sprout Gills September 3, 2005 - Shocking proof of evolution convinces the most extreme creationists (excuse us, intelligent design advocates).
Google launches IM service with custom ads August 24, 2005 - New IM service knows your deepest darkest secrets.
Apple Launches Mouse of Many Buttons August 2, 2005 - Promises more buttons and features than any mouse in history
NASA to rebuild space shuttles without foam July 29, 2005 - "Perhaps foam wasn't the best choice of construction material," say NASA scientists
Microsoft buys Wyoming, gets vistas July 22, 2005 - Part of a multitiered plan to lock in the vista trademark as Longhorn is ditched.
Fetuses Identified as Leading Source of Toxic Waste July 15, 2005 - Chemicals identified in umbilical cords are destroying the planet.
Discovery Runs Out of Gas July 14, 2005 - It wasn't a faulty fuel gauge after all.
Google Earth Finds Anything July 11, 2005 - Revolutionary software shows world as it really is - fuzzy and confused.
Scientists Solve Global Warming July 8, 2005 - Good news about dirty air.
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