About TwistedStraight.com

As you've probably noticed, the web and mass media is full of lies and bias. Even sites that claim to be truthful and objective are expressing a bias, which means they too are dishonest.

The sheer volume of lies is far too great to combat with the truth. Thus was born twistedstraight.com. Here you will find lies of such enormous magnitude, that they implode under their own weight, crushing not only themselves but all those lies on which they are based exposing the raw unvarnished truth.

This truth will then be sanded and carefully varnished to a smooth texture so as to prevent splinters.

The Inevitable Disclaimer

Other than public figures, who we will lie about with impunity because that's what satire web sites are obligated to do so, all names and events presented here are entirely fictional except for those that aren't. If you are not a public figure and your name is mentioned, we assure you it was entirely accidental and recommend that you change your name as soon as possible.

And if you get any splinters on this site, it's not our problem - you've been warned.